My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head
and Castiel in real life
how did you manage to sum it up so easily
REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE I GET THIS WRONG EVERY TIME
US National Anthem in minor key.
Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?
If our government ever collapsed like in a book or a scary movie I really would love to see this become the national anthem
When you see it…
it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window
Are you fucking kidding me
this is going too far
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
That’s a real tear jerker
Did you just
20 year-old dorks
are we sure these two are 20 and not 2
Are you kidding me this is literally how every 20 year old I know acts.
I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
THE COMMENT IS PERFECT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OHMYGOD.