"I don’t believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things, but it’s good you brought this to me” ~ Jeff Winger, S2E15
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
i seized the opportunity.
You made the right choice, holdmefast-hopelesswanderer.
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE BLACK WIDOW’S NECKLACE IN WINTER SOLIDER?!
if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner